Well, I have to admit that I never saw it coming. I'm talking about this "invitation" (= business ploy) to get me to come to the 2023 USA Triathlon Nationals in Milwaukee this summer.
I'm not sure exactly how I "qualified." I only did three triathlons in 2022. I guess they just figure there aren't that many 70-year old triathletes out there, so why not scrape the bottom of the barrel. So here I am, a guy just trying to keep active (*creak*) in his dotage and they think I'm going to fall for their sales gimmick.
On the other hand, Milwaukee is a lovely city ....