Wednesday, September 30, 2026

It's a Dog's Life

In an essay titled "Live like a dog," the author gave the following list:
  • Drink only water.
  • Eat the same thing every day.
  • Have a treat once in a while.
  • Go on lots of walks.
  • Be happy to see those you love.
  • Protect the people you care about.
  • Enjoy the small things of life.
I notice that he left out:
  • Pee on the rug.
  • Chase cars.
  • Bark at nothing.
  • Don't go to work.
  • Slide your butt on the floor.
Still, I think the list is fabulous!