Friday, August 27, 2021

A Good Way Runners Can Save Money

Running is so humbling. Before you know it, your toenails have outgrown their toes. I've had a toenail get so big that I had to take out a birth certificate on it. Fortunately, today I was able to have it surgically removed. Since I am a "doctor," I did the "surgery" myself and saved tons of money. I tried to distract myself by noticing how pathetic all my other toenails look. 

Grotesque, I know.

I think I'm going to use the old toenail for farm storage. 

The good news is that I am now 100 percent ready for tomorrow's race. I might actually run barefooted just to show off my surgical prowess. 💪