As well as absent-minded. This morning I forgot my reading glasses in my dorm room and had to travel cross campus to get them. I thought to myself, "You dummy. You have to walk all this way because of your forgetfulness." Yep. A guy who runs marathons complaining about having to walk a couple hundred yards. Reminds me of the guy at the gym who complained about not being able to find a parking space closer to the entrance.
Yes, I am lazy.