Thursday, September 15, 2022

The Gym User's Dictionary

If you're going to spend time in the gym, you'll have to learn the lingo. 

Here are the most important bodybuilding words you need to know:

Collar -- Something that goes around your dog's neck.

Deadlift -- What a pallbearer does at a funeral.

Dips -- You'll find these at a party.

EZ curl -- A new hair product.

Flyes -- Those annoying things that buzz in your ear.

Free weights -- What you can take home for free.

French press -- Journalism in France.

Negatives -- When you have a bad attitude.

Pump -- A lady's shoe.

Dumbbell -- What people in the gym are likely to call you if you think these definitions are true.