If you're going to spend time in the gym, you'll have to learn the lingo.
Here are the most important bodybuilding words you need to know:
Collar -- Something that goes around your dog's neck.
Deadlift -- What a pallbearer does at a funeral.
Dips -- You'll find these at a party.
EZ curl -- A new hair product.
Flyes -- Those annoying things that buzz in your ear.
Free weights -- What you can take home for free.
French press -- Journalism in France.
Negatives -- When you have a bad attitude.
Pump -- A lady's shoe.
Dumbbell -- What people in the gym are likely to call you if you think these definitions are true.