Oh My, Those Dialects!

Me: "I know German."

Me: Arrives in Basel.

Me: Weeps. 

• "Danke" becomes "Merci."
• "Vielen Dank" becomes "Merci vilmal."
• "Hallo" become "Grüezi." 
• "Tschüss" becomes "Adieu." 
• "Guten Appetit" becomes "En Guete."

Liebe Schweiz -- Du bisch de Bescht!